Anonymous
1, 7, 14, 18, 30, 39
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
I’m… I’m confused about what I’m going to do next. I can’t really say much more than that. Hopefully some of y’e folks’ll get it.
7. Who was the last person you took a picture of?

Sam! We went t’a th’a mall a while back t’a get some presents for th’a Seniors, especially Mercedes, and we bumped int’a Sam’s old friend… Max I think? He lives in Kentucky where… you know th’a story, and apparently while he was there Sam grew an attachment to a certain dog who goes by th’a name of Allie. He was determined t’a get a picture with th’a little lass while Max was more interested in photo-bombing. Haha good lad.
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Hm… not really anon, no. I’m glad I have such grand friends and family at th’a moment. Life’s good!
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Literally about 5 seconds ago t’a Blaine… he needed some hair gel and I’ve finally gotten his brand so he’s up t’a use it.
30: Who was your last call from?
Artie, sayin’ he couldn’t come on t’night to teach me about some more Halo. Gutting.
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
No! Maybe. Yes.
